1: Welcome to the story!
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- Go to paragraph 2.

2: You are Jimmy.
- To buy vanilla ice-cream, go to paragraph 3.
- To conquer the world with your vampire legions and rule in a thousand-year
  empire of blood, go to paragraph 4.

3: The end.

4: The end?
