Hey, so...this is the super secret walkthrough.
SPOILERS!!!
The game is retardedly simple to beat. It's mainly played for the exciting hidden surprises. The only annoying thing might be the intro.
The game can be beaten in 7 moves from the beginning.
Go south
Go West
Get Lysol
Go East
Give Willy Lysol
Go North
Cornhole Willy
Winz!

But I suggest you look around a bit first.